bassist singer person in the blink-182 and simple creatures. he/him.
Black Lives Matter
Joined on 26 February, 2009
Imagine being the idiot fish that jumps INTO the whale’s mouth.
I can’t tell if the whole sea shanty thing is the perfect wholesome distraction from the horror of life in 2021, or the final nail in coffin of my psyche.
This is how “it’s pronounced JIF” apologists sound.
Wife: Gimme the aux
Me: okay just one more song
Wife: Fine. One more song
Me: [puts on Goodbye Sky Harbor]
Baby Mark holding court with @Sum41
How my night’s going.
Fifteen minutes! Let’s GOOOOOOO
We’re getting a foster dog and my wife absolutely refuses to let name us her Rattlesnake.
NYT Sunday Crossword Puzzle DO NOT PUT ANSWERS IN CHAT PLEASE
Thanks for all the suggestions. I chose “Ministry of Fear” and will keep this tweet for more ideas later. Much appreciated!
I woke up at 4am and am now drinking coffee looking to watch some old movie on criterion channel, any suggestions?
I live my life by one simple credo: IDGAF
Pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says “Pardon me sir, is that a ship’s helm coming out the front of your pants?” And the pirate says “Aye, it is. And it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
Sad to report I’ve already broken my new year’s resolution. (Stop being so handsome and a great kisser)
Replying to @Yfz84: Give Kirk Cousins a lifetime contract. Here's him singing Blink 182 and Walk the Moon.
Give Kirk Cousins a lifetime contract. Here's him singing Blink 182 and Walk the Moon.
Today at 11am Pacific on Apple Music Hits. Listen along and join in the HMNIM Discord discussion.
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