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markhoppus

the new 2021 model mark hoppus

bassist singer person in the blink-182 and simple creatures. he/him.

Black Lives Matter

Joined on 26 February, 2009

https://linktr.ee/markhoppus

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Imagine being the idiot fish that jumps INTO the whale’s mouth.

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I can’t tell if the whole sea shanty thing is the perfect wholesome distraction from the horror of life in 2021, or the final nail in coffin of my psyche.

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This is how “it’s pronounced JIF” apologists sound.

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Wife: Gimme the aux
Me: okay just one more song
Wife: Fine. One more song
Me: [puts on Goodbye Sky Harbor]

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Baby Mark holding court with ⁦@Sum41

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How my night’s going.

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Fifteen minutes! Let’s GOOOOOOO

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We’re getting a foster dog and my wife absolutely refuses to let name us her Rattlesnake.

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NYT Sunday Crossword Puzzle DO NOT PUT ANSWERS IN CHAT PLEASE

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Thanks for all the suggestions. I chose “Ministry of Fear” and will keep this tweet for more ideas later. Much appreciated!

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I woke up at 4am and am now drinking coffee looking to watch some old movie on criterion channel, any suggestions?

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I live my life by one simple credo: IDGAF

I I
D Didn’t
G Graduate
A From
F College

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Pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says “Pardon me sir, is that a ship’s helm coming out the front of your pants?” And the pirate says “Aye, it is. And it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

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Sad to report I’ve already broken my new year’s resolution. (Stop being so handsome and a great kisser)

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Replying to @Yfz84: Give Kirk Cousins a lifetime contract. Here's him singing Blink 182 and Walk the Moon.

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Give Kirk Cousins a lifetime contract. Here's him singing Blink 182 and Walk the Moon.

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Today at 11am Pacific on Apple Music Hits. Listen along and join in the HMNIM Discord discussion.

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